You're Hired! 'McCallister's Home Security' Long Sleeve Tee - Funny Home Alone Gift
Soft, slightly vintage-feeling long sleeve tee printed with a playful, nostalgic home-security design. The front shows a stately house illustration with the family name headline and the tagline “Never leave your home alone,” while a small tree-and-name logo sits high on the back. The medium-weight cotton has a thicker, vintage hand and a classic fit that layers nicely under jackets or wears alone on cooler days. It’s made with tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette, ribbed collar and shoulder tape to hold shape, and printed using modern DTF/DTG methods for crisp, lasting graphics. This shirt reads like a family keepsake — cozy, familiar, and a little cheeky — for people who like home-centered style with a wink.
Product features
- Environmentally-friendly thicker vintage-feel cotton (medium weight, ~6.0 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability.
- DTF inner neck labels and DTG print for clear, durable graphics.
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; runs smaller than usual (check sizing).
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Safety and Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the EU REACH requirements.
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels offered by a variety of print partners are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Fabric
100% cotton fabric for a thicker vintage feel
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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